Jokes

Kit enjoys hearing jokes.  Here are some of our favorites:

Q: What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A: A frog sandwich.

Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?
A: It was too far to walk.

Q: Why did the duck cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: How do you get down off a horse?
A: You don't get down off a horse... you get down off a duck.

Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: What did the duck carry her schoolbooks in?
A: Her quackpack.

Q: Where did the duck go when she was sick?
A: To the ducktor.

Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast.

Q: What do you call a carton full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers.

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hopperation.

Q: What's a toads favourite sweet?
A: Lollihops

Q: What do you get when you cross a smirf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese.

Q: What do frogs do with paper?
A: Rip-it!

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!

Q: What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a mud puddle, and crosses the road again?
A: A dirty double-crosser!

Q: Where do frogs hang out on the weekend?
A: The hopping mall.

Q: What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A: A frog in a blender.

Q: What do you get if you add milk?

A: Frog nog!

 

Q: What happens if you drink frog nog?

A: You Croak!